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Welcome to our humor channel! If you have any suggestions for this channel, please e-mail us.
The Caped Defender: The Caped Defender in... Bouncin' Around and Back
by The Caped Defender
Kinetic Man is late for lunch. I usually conduct the first interview, in a process, to join our super hero group – the Hero's Guild.
Kinetic Man, I heard on the radio, took down three bank robberies, two jewel robberies, and an environmental activist holding several fur makers hostage. Read more...
The Caped Defender: The Caped Defender in... The Felines of Fury
by The Caped Defender
[NOTE: The following column is from The Caped Defender's Christmas Diary: A Memory of 2002.]
The Christmas holidays are upon us or are clearing up. My wife and my best friend, the Design Defender, and I have just recently put up our Christmas Tree. Granted, it is about as real as Clark Kent's glasses, but it does its job. Read more...
The Caped Defender: The Caped Defender in... The Crimson Dragon Part 2
by The Caped Defender
When we last left our caped hero (me), I was engulfed in a stream of flames. My last thoughts were of s'mores and a need for sun block.
Before I could burn to a crisp, the sprinklers kick in and flood the hallway. A fire alarm howls as strobe lights flicker on and off.
The Crimson Dragon's henchmen still hold Angelblayze captive. If I do not act now, then there is a chance they will escape with her. Read more...
The Caped Defender: The Caped Defender in... The Crimson Dragon
by The Caped Defender
My new wife, The Design Defender (wait until a future story for that one), and I decide to go camping for a weekend. I stop by the Hero's Guild Secret Lair to see if I can borrow (actually steal) a Neutron Laser Pen to cook s'mores. Read more...
The Caped Defender: The Caped Defender in... The War of the Noses
by The Caped Defender
At the worst possible moment, I was struck down. Isn't that when the worst things happen? The very last thing you need when life is one giant upheaval – this happens! What is it you ask? Read more...
The Caped Defender: The Caped Defender in... Behind Door Number One
by The Caped Defender
Well it was bound to happen! Oh don't tell me you didn't expect this! And you know something - I am furious! Would you like to know how angry I am? Read more...
The Caped Defender: The Caped Defender in... The Ace of the Skies and the Guardian Eagle
by The Caped Defender
My greatest fear in life (besides another Nicholas Sparks book) is heights.
[EDITORIAL SIDE NOTE: With a shrug I have to say, I'm with him on this one.]
About three months ago, the Ace of Skies (note his name is not the ACE OF LAND AND GROUND!!) takes me to California to visit my parents. Read more...
The Caped Defender: The Caped Defender in... Defeated Before the Master of Midnight
by The Caped Defender
It was on the planet Nurtleteck (rhymes with "turtleneck") where I squared off against my old enemy, The Master of Midnight. He had taken control of the population through his underground…
(EDITORIAL SIDE NOTE: The Master of Midnight is not the Caped Defender's old enemy, but Thunder Man's enemy.) Read more...
The Caped Defender: The Caped Defender in... Telemarketer from the Future?!?!
by The Caped Defender
Out of this light steps a man wearing a blue business suit with a gray tie. In his hand, he holds a brief case.
"Good afternoon, Mr. Defender," he says. "Are you happy with your long distance service?"
"Oh no!" I say. "The telemarketers finally developed transporter technology!" Read more...
The Caped Defender: The Caped Defender in... The Adventure Begins
by The Caped Defender
As the song says, "Welcome to my world…" I am the Caped Defender! The defender of…the…um…caped…I guess. Read more...